Step back in time with the Caveman's Club Gourd! This prehistoric-looking gourd is sure to transport you straight to the Stone Age. Imagine yourself wielding this gnarly, club-shaped gourd and fending off any unwanted intruders - or just using it as a decorative piece in your home or garden.

Not only is it fierce and intimidating, but it's also a functional gourd. With its tough, durable shell, it's perfect for storing your prized possessions, like your secret stash of dinosaur bones or your favorite flint-tipped spear. And don't forget its natural use as a musical instrument - just give it a good thwack and enjoy the primitive beats.

So why settle for modern-day gourds when you can have a Caveman's Club Gourd? It's a time machine in gourd form. And if you want to keep your extraterrestrial friends happy, make sure to grow them on a trellis to keep their necks straight! Plant early and watch as these gourds grow and mature in 120 days, ready for you to show off to your friends and family. Caveman's Club Gourd: the perfect addition to any quirky and eccentric garden.